Why Britney Spears Hates HDTV!

03/21/2005 - 06:45 AM >> , ,

In the future when everyone watches high-resolution displays beauty really will be skin-deep. OnHD publishes a hilarious list of which celebrities look terrible once the powerful lens of HDTV is focuse on their hideous blemishes and which ones look better. I know, we also have no idea how anyone could possibly look better in High-Def.

3. Britney Spears
The pop tart is still in her early 20s, but she looks about
10 years older in high-def. Her face is puffy and she’s
starting to show wrinkle marks around her lips,
reportedly from a two pack-a-day cigarette habit.

Our recommendation for all future celebs: carry a super-size bottle of vaseline for liberal application to any lens. Unless you want to suffer the hypercritical eye of the masses.