Another week, another celebrity sex-tape scandal.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP)—Actor Colin Farrell is suing a woman for allegedly trying to distribute and profit from a sex tape he says the two recorded with the agreement it would never be made public.

Don’t bother reading the CNN article. Why? Because they say nothing about the woman. No picture, no description. Why should we bother wasting our time downloading this off the internet if we don’t even know how hot she is?

There should be a new rule instituted: If you are a celebrity and you decide to record yourself having sex you are absolutely going to see it end up on the Internet. BBB staff would like to point out that this is not necessarily a bad career move (but you have to pretend that you are trying to stop the distribution of the tape as if that were possible).