Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta, left, shakes hands with Santa Claus at the Transportation Department in Washington, Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2005 where they signed an open skies aviation agreeement between the U.S. and the government of the North Pole to give Santa and his team greater access to rooftops across the country.
A fat guy, wearing a costume and fake beard to disguise his features, demands to force his materialistic wishes onto all of us. We, the drones greasing the unfeeling gears of capitalism, don’t need to buckle under pressure from this red velvet menace.
But seriously folks, why the fuck does the U.S. dept. of Transportation have to negotiate with Santa-Fucking-Claus? We are the most powerful nation on earth (even if our undocumented workers cost more than his slave-labor elves)!
So much for the war on Xmas.